Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.

Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute? She was really good at cooking socks.

If you go for a piss and your urine is clear, you’re hydrated.

If it’s yellow, you’re dehydrated.

If it’s white, you’re shaking your c*ck too much.

I’m not saying my ex is a slag but if c*cks could fly her mouth would be an airport.

The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.

Mother: If a boy touch’s boobs say don’t. If he touches your punani say stop.
Daughter: But mum he touched both so I said don’t stop.

Went to the sperm bank today.
It’s so much more fun than donating blood.