Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Flying Sausage

in Dirty Jokes
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I’m not saying my ex is a slag but if c*cks could fly her mouth would be an airport.

Link

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If someone sends you a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont uatch porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends, wanks.

Stop

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The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.

Mother: If a boy touch’s boobs say don’t. If he touches your punani say stop.
Daughter: But mum he touched both so I said don’t stop.

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Midnight

in Dirty Jokes
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I was taking a shit at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself “same shit different day”.

Dwarf Funny Joke

in Dirty Jokes
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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.