28Oct Max Factor By StephenP in Dirty Jokes +29 -11 Just read that “Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer!” Would be great if Max Factor also made condoms.
14Jul Tissue Paper By Boyce facer in Dirty Jokes +34 -16 Why couldn’t the tissue paper cross the the road? …………it got stuck in the crack.
03Oct Oral By Xavier in Dirty Jokes +59 -41 Girlfriend died last night in the middle of oral. It was a bit of a blow.
08Dec Without Her Permission By Danny in Dirty Jokes +46 -28 When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?
18Jun Fortune Teller By Carl Smith in Dirty Jokes +63 -45 Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.
05Jul Math By dfsgfbfvf in Dirty Jokes +46 -29 Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.