Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Max Factor

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Just read that “Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer!”

Would be great if Max Factor also made condoms.

Tissue Paper

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Why couldn’t the tissue paper cross the the road?
…………it got stuck in the crack.

Oral

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Girlfriend died last night in the middle of oral. It was a bit of a blow.

Without Her Permission

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When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?

Fortune Teller

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Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.

Math

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Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.