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28May Charge By Dave in Dirty Jokes +41 -22 I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted. What kind of daughter charges her own father?
30Oct iPhone By Dave in Dirty Jokes +32 -13 The following conversation took place between me and my uncle. Uncle: The camera on my new IPhone, it’s amazing. It even works under water. Me: That’s great uncle Steve, but can I please finish my bath now??
04Jan Blonde By Sorcha in Dirty Jokes Tags: Blond Jokes +51 -32 Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.
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