Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.

1. They’re both round.
2. They both make the world a brighter place.
3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.

I remember being told that every-time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.

Can’t wait to see my new cock.

Just got a new tattoo on my dick. It says “Pull once for sex, pull 100 times for no sex”.

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute? She was really good at cooking socks.

Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.