Best Funny Dirty Jokes

I remember being told that every-time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.

Can’t wait to see my new cock.

Just got a new tattoo on my dick. It says “Pull once for sex, pull 100 times for no sex”.

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.

Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.

1. They’re both round.
2. They both make the world a brighter place.
3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

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