Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Gynecologist

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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell but they can’t eat.

Santa Claus

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Why is Santa Claus a heavy drinker?
Because he only empties his sack once a year.

McNuggets

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Two interesting facts about me.

1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.

2) I’m banned from McDonalds.

Cucumber Sales

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Asda have reported a 300% increase in cucumber sales since the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was released.

Rubiks cube

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What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common?

The longer you play with it the harder it gets!

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

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Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters