07Nov Bored Housewife By Dave in Dirty Jokes +47 -21 Got an email from a bored housewife the other day looking for ‘some action’ so I decided to send her some of my ironing to keep her busy.
12Oct McNuggets By Dave in Dirty Jokes +53 -28 Two interesting facts about me. 1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets. 2) I’m banned from McDonalds.
25Dec Santa Claus By Dave in Dirty Jokes +53 -28 Why is Santa Claus a heavy drinker? Because he only empties his sack once a year.
30Sep Cucumber Sales By Dave in Dirty Jokes +63 -39 Asda have reported a 300% increase in cucumber sales since the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was released.
23Mar Lesbian Cucumber Farmers By WHSmith in Dirty Jokes Tags: Gay Jokes +66 -42 Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers? A. Squatters
09Jan Rubiks cube By Dave in Dirty Jokes +36 -12 What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common? The longer you play with it the harder it gets!