Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Q. Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?
A. Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.

I’m so ugly my favorite sexual position is facing a computer screen.

Men wake up erect and women wake up yawning…coincidence? I think not.

Just decided on my new career, I’m going to be a reverse stripper. My plan is to become really fat, get completely naked, and then force people to pay me to put my clothes back on.

The fear of people to your right is dextrophobia.
The fear of having people to your left is anthropophobia.
And the fear of having people behind you is homophobia.

Tomorrow is national orgasm day. Are you coming?