Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Swans

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.

Cat Flap

in Animal Jokes
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Q. How do you make a cat flap?
A. Throw it off a cliff.

Birds

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Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.

Dog In Korea

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea?
A. Starter

Pets

in Animal Jokes
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PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)

[throws salad into a garden]
Go home…you’re free now.

Dog

in Animal Jokes
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The following conversation took place in a park.

Person 1 “Is that ur dog?”
Person 2 “No I had to adopt him. I spent years trying to make one but in the end wasn’t able to conceive.”