Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Parrot

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If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”, you’re wasting everyone’s time.

Sharp Teeth

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What animal has sharp teeth and 5 legs?

A pit bull in a playground.

Drink Milk

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Why is it that if you drink milk from a cow society thinks that’s normal but if you drink milk from another human you get arrested by security guards?

Goldfish

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Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.

Whales

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Q: What do whales like on their toast?
A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!

Cat Ball

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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.