29Aug Parrot By MarkA in Animal Jokes +12 -20 If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”, you’re wasting everyone’s time.
23Sep Sharp Teeth By AndyP in Animal Jokes +29 -37 What animal has sharp teeth and 5 legs? A pit bull in a playground.
10Oct Drink Milk By Freddy in Animal Jokes +24 -33 Why is it that if you drink milk from a cow society thinks that’s normal but if you drink milk from another human you get arrested by security guards?
30May Goldfish By Sammy in Animal Jokes +21 -30 Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.
07May Whales By Anita in Animal Jokes +10 -19 Q: What do whales like on their toast? A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!
29Oct Cat Ball By Frank in Animal Jokes Tags: Cat Jokes +23 -32 Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.