22Feb Cat Food By mike21 in Animal Jokes +69 -74 Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?
01Feb Horse Drink By Simon P in Animal Jokes +21 -26 How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a blender.
13Sep Night Owl By Dave in Animal Jokes +12 -19 Just discovered I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
24May Chimpanzee Diet By George in Animal Jokes +14 -21 Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.
31Jul Asperin By Paul in Animal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +25 -32 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache. Wife: I don’t have a headache. Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*