30May Goldfish By Sammy in Animal Jokes +21 -30 Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.
07May Whales By Anita in Animal Jokes +10 -19 Q: What do whales like on their toast? A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!
29Oct Cat Ball By Frank in Animal Jokes Tags: Cat Jokes +23 -32 Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.
09Aug Swallow By Rick in Animal Jokes +13 -23 Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.
11Jan Electric Eels By Bob in Animal Jokes +9 -19 What did they used to call electric eels before electricity was invented? Magic eels?
13Jan Don’t cry By Eva wilson in Animal Jokes +32 -42 Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Don’t cry it’s only a joke