Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Goldfish

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Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.

Whales

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Q: What do whales like on their toast?
A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!

Cat Ball

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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.

Swallow

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Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.

Electric Eels

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What did they used to call electric eels before electricity was invented? Magic eels?

Don’t cry

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke