Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Dinosaurs

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Q. How do dinosaurs high five?
A. They dont, they’re all dead

Kangaroo and sheep

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper

Clubbing Seals

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So a baby seal walks into a club…

Cats Cats Cats

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What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain

Father And Son

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The following conversation took place between a father and son.

Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?
Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair!
Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!

Insects

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Don’t you just hate it when insects make you late for work in the morning. I’m never gonna high-five a centipede again!