Best Funny Animal Jokes

What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?

…… A bi-polar bear.

Thought I saw a kangaroo in my garden this morning so I ran down the stairs and went outside but it turns out it was just a dog taking a sh*t.

When I was a child I wanted to be a web designer. I’ve always had a fascination with spiders.

Three strangest animals known to man.
1. The urine loving Candiru fish.
2. The exploding termites of French Guiana.
3. White person with dreadlocks.

If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.