Best Funny Animal Jokes

My ex-girlfriend used to have a pet parrot. The thing would never f*cking shut up.. the parrot was cool though.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey

Whoever discovered honey was a genius. He must have looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
“I bet those b*stards are hiding something delicious in there!”.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.