People call me racist but I love black people. I think everyone should have one.
What is white and covers the streets first thing in the morning? Employed people.
Yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention.
Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas Period only.
The following conversation took place on an airplane.
Son: Daddy im scared what if the plane goes down. Dad: Don’t worry son your mum is on board and she never goes down. Son: What? Dad: I mean just play with your iPad.
My sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.