You look just like my Chinese friend Ug Lee.
Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Managed to have sex with my girlfriend for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night. That’s 4 minutes in human time.
Yo mama is so fat that when Dracula drank her blood she gave him diabetes.
Yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention.
Man: Hi can I have your number? Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I have a maths test tomorrow. Woman: What? Man: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we’re gonna cheat on.