My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”
Q. Why is black comedy important? A. Because black laughs matter.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.
Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall. Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!
My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.
Q: Why Do Some People Say Jesus Is Black? A: Because He Is Our Father But He Never Came Back
I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.