I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!
What’s big, American and dumb?
America.
What’s black and blue and hates sex.
Rape victim.
My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”
Q. Why is black comedy important? A. Because black laughs matter.
What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.