Q. Why are most Americans fat? A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.
Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?
If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.
If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.
I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.
PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)
[throws salad into a garden] Go home…you’re free now.