Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner? A. Ho, Ho, Ho.
Hi, last night my computer wouldn’t allow me to reset my windows password because it needed numbers. Can I have your number?
Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic? A. Ian
Why do deaf people watch TV late at night? Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.
I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.
Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.