Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic? A. Ian
Why do deaf people watch TV late at night? Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.
I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.
Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.
Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.
(In a busy nightclub or bar)
Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter? Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to. Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.