Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Special Olympics

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+16 -47

I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.

Jay Chat-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -65

Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.

UK School

in Political Jokes
+6 -38

I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.

Man United

in Sports Jokes
+21 -53

How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.

Coma

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -55

Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.

Fat Americans

in General Jokes
+21 -53

Q. Why are most Americans fat?
A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.