Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Saved

in Dirty Jokes
+24 -49

Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

Bricks

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -32

Been shittin bricks for the past few days. I accidentally swallowed some Lego over Christmas.

New Girlfriend

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -46

My new girlfriend is an animal in bed. Her pussy is wetter than a retards chin.

Flowers

in General Jokes
+9 -34

I’d just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put beautiful flowers by the side of the road. It really brightens up my drive to work.

Gay Agenda

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -45

I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.

Afghan Hospital

in Political Jokes
+21 -46

What’s the difference between an Afghan hospital and an Al Qaeda training camp?

I don’t know I just fly the drone.