Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

Head-Phones

By Chris

in Dirty Jokes

+34 -58

The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?

Oct

Arab Sex Offender

By Apul

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Arab Jokes

+48 -72

What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

Jan

Star Wars

By Danny

in General Jokes

+21 -45

I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.

Nov

Overheard Pickup Line

By Ronb

in Pick Up Lines

+15 -40

Hi, I overheard you talking with your friend and I’d just like to say that you’re really boring the shit out of me. Every word you speak is like a pillow over my face.

Sep

Old People

By Smithy

in Dirty Jokes

+16 -41

What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.

Nov

Little Girl

By Frank

in Dirty Jokes

+12 -37

Just had a message from that girlfriend that she’s had a beautiful little girl weighing 7lbs 3oz. Coincidentally that’s the same size as my c*ck.