Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Arab Sex Offender

in Racist Jokes
+48 -72

What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

Old Chinese man

in Racist Jokes
+56 -80

What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More

Star Wars

in General Jokes
+21 -45

I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.

Lemons

in Religious Jokes
+9 -33

Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

Helpline

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -61

Called a Rape Helpline earlier today.

Apparently it’s for victims only!

Old People

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -41

What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.