Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.
What do you call a woman who loves holding onto balls? Annette.
Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?
A. Usain Bolt’s dick.
My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”
Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).
Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.