Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bath

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -47

The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.

Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours?
Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!

Old Chinese man

in Racist Jokes
+56 -80

What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More

Head-Phones

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -58

The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?

Arab Sex Offender

in Racist Jokes
+48 -72

What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

Lemons

in Religious Jokes
+9 -33

Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

Star Wars

in General Jokes
+21 -45

I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.