Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.
Why did the H kill himself? Because the G-Had.
Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.
Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1? A. Eat lots of beans.
Whats white and swings from tree to tree?
A spunkey
Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.