Yo Mama is so stupid when she swallowed an ice-cube she went to the hospital to get it removed.
Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.
Why did the H kill himself? Because the G-Had.
Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.
Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1? A. Eat lots of beans.
Whats white and swings from tree to tree?
A spunkey