STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.
Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?
Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Paki in a skip?
I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.
Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.