Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Goats

in Animal Jokes
+8 -31

What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.

Argos

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -29

Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.

Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.

Wings

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
+16 -40

What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.

Subway

in General Jokes
+13 -37

Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.

Adam and Eve

in Religious Jokes
+23 -47

Q. Why did God create Eve?
A. To iron Adam’s leaf.

Chinese Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+27 -51

Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.