After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.
I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”
A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.
I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.
My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.