Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Germans

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
+22 -84

After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.

Giant Mushroom

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -71

I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.

Long Face

in Animal Jokes
+31 -97

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

Sterotypes

in Racist Jokes
+110 -176

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.

Newborn Baby

in General Jokes
+13 -83

I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.

Vegetables

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+64 -134

My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.