What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.
Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.
What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl.
Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.
Q. Why did God create Eve? A. To iron Adam’s leaf.
Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.