Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Pokeman Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -46

STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

Jew Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -58

Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?

concept of ridicule

in Surreal Jokes
+10 -49

Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+17 -56

What do you call a Paki in a skip?


Covid 19 Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -54

I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.


in Political Jokes
+7 -46

Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.