Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Drink Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -46

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Aquatic Vegan

in General Jokes
+15 -38

Just started my first day as an aquatic vegan. I now only eat fruits, nuts, plants, and animals that live in water like fish, crabs, ducks and baby seals.

Birds

in Animal Jokes
+7 -30

Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.

Christmas

in Religious Jokes
+16 -39

Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

MC Hammer

in General Jokes
+10 -33

Went to a party last night at MC Hammer’s house. It was terrible, he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things.

Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+10 -33

Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.

It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.