I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.
I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because its covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.
Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!
Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.
Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?
My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.