What do you call a black person on the moon?? An astronaut you racist bastard!!
Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.
Found my first grey pubic hair today… It was in a kebab!
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head? A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.
Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo? A. An eskimeow.