Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Just started my first day as an aquatic vegan. I now only eat fruits, nuts, plants, and animals that live in water like fish, crabs, ducks and baby seals.
Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.
Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
Went to a party last night at MC Hammer’s house. It was terrible, he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things.
Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.
It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.