Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?… Cause you look like Satan!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Just started my first day as an aquatic vegan. I now only eat fruits, nuts, plants, and animals that live in water like fish, crabs, ducks and baby seals.
Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.
Q. Why did God create Eve? A. To iron Adam’s leaf.
Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.