Just failed my driving test. Apparently when then instructor said “Wait till I hit my dashboard” he wasn’t talking about his face.
My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.
What does Mr Kipling like to do in his spare time?
Fill tarts with cream.
What’s orange and looks like a cat? A lion.
Why do black people have flat noses?
Because there’s no lights in the jungle.
If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?