Q. What do you call an Irish Lesbian? A. Gay-lic
I’ve got something special in my sack for you.
If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?
I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, “Don’t be silly, Somewan-Yourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?”
What’s brown and sticky?
Barack Obama after a wank.