Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Hypocrite

in Political Jokes
+15 -37

My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.

Christmas

in Religious Jokes
+16 -39

Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+10 -33

Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.

It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.

stripper

in Political Jokes
+10 -33

Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.

I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!

MC Hammer

in General Jokes
+10 -33

Went to a party last night at MC Hammer’s house. It was terrible, he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things.

Aids and Cancer

in Disabled Jokes
+35 -58

Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer?
A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.