My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.
Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.
It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.
Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.
I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!
Went to a party last night at MC Hammer’s house. It was terrible, he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things.
Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer? A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.