Best Short Jokes

Sep

History Of Earth

By Thom

in Surreal Jokes

+4 -27

If you condense the history of the Earth into one day.

0:00 ——————->Earth and solar system is formed.
6:00 ——————->First life appears
22:35 ——————>First dinosaurs appear
22:45 ——————>First mammals appear
23:20 ——————>Dinosaurs extinct
23:59 & 58 secs—->First modern humans appear
23:59 & 59.96 secs>Jesus is born
0:00 ——————–>Finally get to see a Justin Bieber concert

May

Work

By SteveA

in General Jokes

+8 -31

You know you’ve had a good sh*t at work when you come back and your screensaver is on.

Oct

Bicycle Pickup

By Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+3 -26

Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.

Jan

Chicken Priest

By The Judge

in Religious Jokes

+22 -45

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Sep

Kitchen

By Mark

in General Jokes

+18 -41

Just found a dead Native American and a load of buffalo skins in my kitchen. That’s the last time I hire cowboy builders.

Oct

God Why

By seyi adesina