Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
26
Nov

Grey Hair

By Frank82
in Dirty Jokes
+8 -31

Found my first grey pubic hair today… It was in a kebab!

09
Oct

Diarrhoea Chat Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -49

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

29
Mar

Apple Head

By Jeffrey
in Surreal Jokes
+8 -31

Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head?
A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.

14
Mar

Igloo

By Daws
in Animal Jokes
+15 -38

Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo?
A. An eskimeow.

06
Sep

History Of Earth

By Thom
in Surreal Jokes
+4 -27

If you condense the history of the Earth into one day.

0:00 ——————->Earth and solar system is formed.
6:00 ——————->First life appears
22:35 ——————>First dinosaurs appear
22:45 ——————>First mammals appear
23:20 ——————>Dinosaurs extinct
23:59 & 58 secs—->First modern humans appear
23:59 & 59.96 secs>Jesus is born
0:00 ——————–>Finally get to see a Justin Bieber concert

08
May

Work

By SteveA
in General Jokes
+8 -31

You know you’ve had a good sh*t at work when you come back and your screensaver is on.

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