Q. How do you make apple crumble?
A. Release photos of children being beaten inside Chinese iPhone factories.
Are you a Pokemon because i want to hit you with my Pokeballs?
Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.
Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much? A: Vagisdear Disputin
Yo mama so stupid…
She even failed her blood test!
You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.