Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sex

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -63

I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.

RIP Dinosaurs

in General Jokes
+16 -52

Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.

Rip Dinosaurs
26th April 64,997,984 BC

Jew Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?

Ex-Wife Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+22 -58

You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.

Respek

in Political Jokes
+8 -44

Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Blue Whale

in Yo Mama Jokes
+22 -58

Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”