I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.
Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.
26th April 64,997,984 BC
Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?
You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.
Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.
Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”