Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)
What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids
What do you call a cow that lives in a cave?
Ground beef
Why did Jesus rise from the dead at Easter?
Because he loves chocolate eggs.
Just been thrown out of the marines for sexually assaulting someone during martial arts training. Apparently the Sergent told us to fight ‘hand-to-hand’ not ‘hand-to-gland’.
Q. Why are vegetarians really good at giving head? A. Because they’re used to eating nuts.