Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.
Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.
Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.
What do you call a Paki in a skip?
Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.