Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sep

IKEA

By ChrisC

in General Jokes

+8 -25

Apparently the word ‘IKEA’ is Swedish for ‘f*ck’, explains a lot.

Oct

Bald Man Chat-Up Line

By Daev

in Pick Up Lines

+15 -32

Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime?
Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!!
Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom

in Pick Up Lines

+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

Jun

Long-Term

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+6 -23

I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

Nov

Tuna

By The Judge

in Animal Jokes

+4 -21

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Sep

Vegetables

By Anon

in Disabled Jokes

+13 -31

Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.