One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.
What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?
Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)
Last night my wife asked me to treat her like a princess so I bought her a Mercedes and drove her into a wall.
First rule of Thesaurus Club…
You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
Just got a pizza delivered and they forgot to put mozzarella on it. I’m really cheesed off.
Why’d the Toilet Tissue Get an Education Award? For It’s No “Skids” left behind program