Yo mama has so many STDs that after I spoke to her on the phone I got an ear infection.
Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?
If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.
Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.