Yo mama is so fat her doctor couldn’t find her ass.
Yo mama is so fat her nickname is ‘lardo’.
I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.
If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.
Yo mama is so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds custard.
If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.