Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.
Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.
26th April 64,997,984 BC
Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.
I’d love to see you take a sh*t.
Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.