Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Vegetables

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+56 -121

My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.

Indian Lesbian

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+62 -128

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -89

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Sun Tan

in Racist Jokes
+53 -128

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

Bubblegum

in General Jokes
+27 -103

Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.

Bar

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+91 -168

A Muslim walks into a bar.

Lots of people get killed.