Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Many Times

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -60

Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69

Getting Older

in General Jokes
+5 -40

You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.

RIP Dinosaurs

in General Jokes
+16 -51

Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.

Rip Dinosaurs
26th April 64,997,984 BC

Respek

in Political Jokes
+8 -43

Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

See You Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -58

I’d love to see you take a sh*t.

Black Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -58

Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.