Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Doctor

in Yo Mama Jokes
+23 -50

Yo mama is so fat her doctor couldn’t find her ass.

Nickname

in Yo Mama Jokes
+17 -44

Yo mama is so fat her nickname is ‘lardo’.

Ugly

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -32

I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+35 -62

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Mama cut

in Yo Mama Jokes
+11 -38

Yo mama is so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds custard.

Election

in Political Jokes
+32 -59

If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.