My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.
Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.
How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.
Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A Muslim walks into a bar.
Lots of people get killed.