Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Apr

By Dave

in General Jokes

+11 -22

Just started my own charity to help the homeless. If any girls need a room please send an email with a photo attached to [email protected]

Oct

By Jairo Robles

in Racist Jokes

+50 -61

Q. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None they will just beat the room for being black.

Nov

By JohnG

in Relationship Jokes

+28 -39

When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.

Oct

By Cally

in Pick Up Lines

+13 -24

Man: You know what I really like in a girl?
Woman: No what?
Man: My c*ck!

Sep

By Dave

in General Jokes

+22 -33

Just donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic. At first they refused but I just wouldn’t take no as an answer.

Sep

By Paddy

+41 -52

What do you call a gay Irish man?

Phil MacRackin