Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
+4 -11

I hate these double standards.

If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.

Credit Card

in Yo Mama Jokes
+16 -23

Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.

Royal Wedding

in Political Jokes
+10 -18

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
Youtube.com/harryswedding

The Royal Honeymoon, live on Redtube.
redtube.com/harrygoesballsdeeep

Blind German

in Racist Jokes
+9 -17

What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi

Crunches

in Sports Jokes
+13 -21

If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.

Manslaughter

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -16

Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.