What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?
Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.
Some people are ridiculous. There are 363 days left till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
Pizza Hut has made an official complaint to Buckingham Palace for waisting staff time. Apparantly the Queen and her friend Maya Buttreeks ordered twenty ‘Hot 12″ Mexicans’ but refused to pay on delivery!
Yo mama is so ugly, even cillit wouldn’t bang her
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!