Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

Wind

By Stevey

in General Jokes

+9 -16

I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.

Mar

Rock Concert

By Frank

in Political Jokes

+11 -18

The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.

Sep

Dinosaurs

By Lenny

in Animal Jokes

+21 -28

Q. How do dinosaurs high five?
A. They dont, they’re all dead

Aug

Big Deal Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+11 -18

Hi pleased to meet you. You might already know me. I’m kind of a big deal. I used to be the world’s youngest person.

May

Jesus On YouTube

By Paul

in Religious Jokes

+34 -41

Just seen a documentary about Jesus on youtube. Some of the stories women come up with to cover up having an affair and getting pregnant are incredible.

Dec

Bitcoin Mining

By SteveJ

in Political Jokes

+11 -18

Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.