Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Just finished my Christmas cards.
MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out 🙁 .
So a baby seal walks into a club…
Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry!
I disabled my popup blocker earlier today, or got a divorce as some people call it.
Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?
Because her husband was a blond too!