Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.
I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I hate these double standards.
If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.
Don’t you just hate it when insects make you late for work in the morning. I’m never gonna high-five a centipede again!
Went to a premature egaculation meeting today but nobody was there. It turns out the meeting is actually tomorrow.