Most people are shocked when they find out…
I’m a self-taught electrician.
Q. What do you call the Islamic TV awards? A. The “mosquers”
If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.
Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East? A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.
Yo Mama is so ugly that she has to do trick or treat over the phone!
Being stuck in traffic can be really annoying unless you happen to have a nice cool Budweiser in your glove box.