Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I’ve always been very good at putting food on the table so I’ve now decided to get a job as a waiter.
Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.
I hate street performers… Then again, I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.
Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged A: Fiance
My family have always been scruffy dressers, i guess its in our genes.