Yo mama is so dumb she tried to take her own life by jumping out of the basement window.
Have you got any farm experience because I really need milking?
I may not be able to celebrate Valentines day, but at least w*nkers like me can still celebrate palm Sunday.
Me: Do you like raisins? Girl: No. Me: Well how about a date?
Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.