My sarcasm is so advanced that people think I’m really retarded.
My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”
I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”
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The one time premature ejaculation isn’t a problem.
I used to have a job repairing lifts. It had its ups and downs.
Just had the following conversation with my maths teacher.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Teacher: Ok. Me: Pussy! Teacher: I don’t get it. Me: Exactly!
My doctor told me today that I shouldn’t drink alcohol every day. “That’s fine”, I said, I only drink at night anyway.