They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence.
What is the fastest country?
Iran
I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.
Q. Why did the New Zealand farmer become a Muslim? A. Because he really loves ‘islamb.
Got some condoms earlier today from the self checkout machine at the supermarket and it said “Unexpected item in the checkout area”… cheeky b*stard.
Wow you’re so hot I’m gonna put you on my bucket list of things to do.