The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.
Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Man: “No… But your face does.”
Yo mama is so fat that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking.
If crime doesn’t pay then does that mean my job is crime?
What does a woman and a bank account have in common?
Once you withdraw you loose interest.
If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.
Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East? A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.