Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bald

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -15

I woke up bald this morning.

I think my wife misunderstood me when I told her to shave her twat.

Women Studies

in General Jokes
+18 -17

My friend has recently decided to take ‘Women Studies’ at college…
At first I thought it was sexist that the college only offered ‘Women studies’ but then I realised that ‘Men Studies’ is actually called History.

Drink Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -33

Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!”
Woman: “Why?”
Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”

Social Justice

in General Jokes
+16 -15

Just decided to start my own company promoting social justice. All my employees are going to be female. This is better because it promotes equality in society. Also I can pay them lower wages than men and they have nice tits.

Sex Change

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -36

Tried to give myself a sex change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.

Lipstick

in Yo Mama Jokes
+37 -36

I’m not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.