Q. Why did Bill Gates produce a smelly fart in the Apple store? A. Because they didn’t have Windows.
Crimewatch have released their first book, it has the 50 most wanted criminals in Britain in it.
It’s called “50 shades of black”
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks. Husband: What do you mean “if”?
According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get her some frozen beefburgers for her birthday.
Trump just got the full 2020 experience. He caught Covid, lost his job and soon he’ll be evicted from his house.
Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.