Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!
I’m quite fat and have been getting a lot of cyberbullying recently on facebook. Parents can be really cruel sometimes.
Hi nice to meet you. I just thought you might be interested to know I’m kind of a big deal. I’m in a band called ‘missing cat’, you’ve probably seen our posters.
Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.
As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window.
Maybe I should let her in the house.
My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.